What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

This isn't going to, hurt.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?